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Amya

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Note Pinned By the Front Door
« on: June 10, 2011, 02:04:43 pm »
The parchment was pinned securely down and the handwriting on it was simple. If one knew it, it was easy to tell it was written by Amya, though it refrained from her normal cursive and instead was printed to make it easier for many to read.

Listen up. With every establishment there are rules. Mine is no different. Follow them and we'll all be happy.

1. No fighting. Please refrain from fighting within this establishment. Not everyone enjoys to view another's drunken brawl. If you insist the guards will enjoy escourting you off the premises.

2. Please keep swearing to a minimum. A few here and there is all right, but please do not continuously do so. I know many get a loose tongue with a little mead, but at least make an effort.

3. No smoking is allowed within the building. That is just to keep the air clean and fresh. Smoke stinks and can age the building quickly. If you wish to embark of the habit we have some lovely grounds for you to make use of.

4. Don't harass our workers! They're here to help you, not make your life miserable!

5. None of us mind a little kiss here and there, but this is not a brothel. Please keep those activities behind closed doors and away from the public eye.

A small simple list. You should have no trouble following them. Enjoy!



It was signed expressively as -The Owner of Whispering Willows-

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